no always means no
not just for sex, truth be told,
step up your sock game.


I walked into our bedroom and said "no".  Bob started arguing.  I said "no" and threatened not to accompany him on his bike ride.  More arguments, attempted convincing, but a stoic wife who stood her ground.

It is May 21 and he had on nut cracker dress socks with striped shorts and a beer t-shirt. NOT happening. I  don't care that no one will see us, I don't care that they are long and suited for biking, I don't care that he doesn't care.  I care, and Christmas socks - for any reason - are off limits in May.